Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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