Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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