he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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