Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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