And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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