Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You work out of a Hotel?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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