I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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