let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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