Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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