So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
