my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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