What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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