So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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