My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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