WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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