I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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