It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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