therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just invented taco cereal.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
