Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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