"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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