I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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