Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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