So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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