Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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