Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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