I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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