She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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