JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just found puke in my bra..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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