Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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