The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I supernannyed him into submission
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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