"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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