this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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