i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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