i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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