Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
