Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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