Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
