I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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