Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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