I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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