So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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