white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
