That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
