Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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