you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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