NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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