Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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