So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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