She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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