i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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