I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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